2 Lame Jokes and a Good Quote

Q: Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

A: It's too cold "out Tide". 

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Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings? 

A: A "buccaneer".

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When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty.

 I think only how to solve the problem.  But when I have finished,

 if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

 - R. Buckminster Fuller